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May 22nd, 2013

08:38 am: hey you guys remember the Pixylist?
Remember back when I was like 16 and made birthday cards for people on the internet? Yeah they're all still in a big pile in my spare room.

If I made you a card and posted it here, but never mailed it out to you, and you would like me to, please email me at dentedcanoe@gmail.com with your name, address, and whatever screen name you were using 10 years ago and I will mail it to you, free of charge.

May 20th, 2013

12:44 pm: goodbye, livejournal

Sorry about the totally halfassed updates I've been doing here lately. Livejournal is just too lonely and I like tumblr so much more. So I think I am done here. It's been a nice six years. Thank you for your company, it's been awesome to get feedback on my posts, have conversations, and even get to know a few of you better! I hope you'll join me at tumblr, but I also understand if it's not your thing.

novimnet.tumblr.com- main blog
ladyscout.tumblr.com- pictures only blog
partythor.tumblr.com- pictures of me drinking while dressed like thor
theverybadcrayon.tumblr.com- godawful crayon drawings, sometimes by request
2badcats.tumblr.com- a blog about my cats being bad
cannibal-sandra.tumblr- an ask blog about a cannibal

April 25th, 2013

04:11 pm: caulk your wagon and float it across

camping essentials

the bridge to Cape Cod

Here’s where I’ve been: Sandwich, Massachusetts. I went here because it’s an hour away from Providence and they let you camp off-season. Most sites are too close together and lack privacy, skip that shit during peak season. Site B-111 has a bitchin pine tree.

wtf is this? Is it a superhero that hangs out next to the payphones?

For those of you interested in looking swag in the woods but are unsure of how to proceed

I cooked my entire breakfast in bacon grease

A haiku about ocean trash:
things of interest
sometimes wash up on the shore
but mostly they don’t


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April 10th, 2013

01:49 pm: novimnet tumblr developments...
I've begun to draw my feelings:

I think it is because of my secret desire to be an ask blog. Which has also happened.

Occasionally there is a hamfisted attempt at watercolors:

There are occasional Blasts From The Past...

And sometimes there is porn.


April 9th, 2013

12:48 pm: palms sealed together with fresh spring mud

Please take a moment to appreciate how hilariously terrible this picture is:

- guy in bunny suit’s face clearly visible through eye hole

- I look like a mannequin

- is that bunny touching my butt?

- BBgirl is like yeah whatever mom smells like cake

They zoomed in so close that the camera actually picked up a grease stain on my sweater (I’m disgusting, we’ve been over this) which I airbrushed out because grease stains aren’t really very Easter-y now are they

I had a really lovely Easter and hope you did too. On the Saturday night before I went to a nice party at Rebecca’s house. Patni brought this delightful cake from work.

We dyed eggs using silk ties just like Martha told us. Robyn and I took it Very Seriously.

hot fudge is essential to the process

Several of us got carried away and joined the Church Of The Holey Sweater...

“Two people dying eggs, one person trying to understand a sweater”

I was talked into it as well. Best cult I ever joined!

I stayed at my mom’s house last night and woke up to this…

I spent some quality time with the Camp Apocalypse woods.

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March 24th, 2013

07:09 pm: (nervous wheezing)
I booked my trip to Vegas! I'm arriving Friday night (April 19th) and leaving Monday evening. I'm getting a car and I'm staying at the Palace Station hotel. Have you been to Las Vegas? What did you do/visit/eat/see? Tell Me Everything. I'm not much of a gambler so I will probably lose $10 in a slot machine and then go do something else.

Also if you're going to Sabakon and would like to meet up with an old lady dressed like a cartoon vampire, I'd love to hang out! I plan on checking out the Ouran host club cafe and it'd be nice to have company.


March 21st, 2013

10:23 am: fuck it, I'm going to Vegas.

March 6th, 2013

12:26 pm: a nice visit & brunch with Senator

We saw Wreck-It-Ralph at the $2 theater and I discovered all the useful things you can buy in the ladies' room

We arrived home to find that my downstairs neighbors had installed a stripper pole in what I believe is their kitchen

Brunch happened

It was kind of a big deal

Then we visited the flea market

And that was that. Do visit soon. Anybody. Everybody!

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March 5th, 2013

08:04 am: Loki's yard sale

“Cosmic cube, my ass. This isn’t the Tesseract! The Tesseract is blue and sparkly and holds infinite powers of Fucking Shit Up! This is a hunk of junk…”

“Maybe I can unload it along with these spare parts from the S.H.I.E.L.D. pimpmobile…”

“Awesome! Loki’s having a yard sale!”

“Hey I like this beer glass! How much do you want for it?”

“Three hundred Euros, peasant.”

“I’ll give you a dollar.”

“Ugh, fine.”

“Sweet! See ya around, Reindeer Games!”

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