novimnet ([info]novimnet) wrote,
2009-06-05 18:16:00
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"Banish blemishes the old-fashioned way! Safe, sanitary, and satisfying; I wear gloves and apply antibiotic cream afterwards for faster healing.

zits: $2 each
blackheads: $3 each
summer combo special: any 5 blemishes for $10

Conveniently located near downtown Providence. Housecalls available for a small fee.

You know you want to."

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[info]rockpud1

June 5 2009, 22:52:10 UTC 2 years ago

You having that much trouble getting work that it's come to this?

[info]novimnet

June 5 2009, 23:06:23 UTC 2 years ago

No, I actually really enjoy popping people's zits. How many zits can I pop an hour? Possibly 75. Consider my earning potential!

I really just wanted to see who would reply to such a disgusting ad and what they would say. Responses will be posted here for your entertainment.

[info]anothersob

June 5 2009, 23:02:12 UTC 2 years ago

is that seriously on Craigslist?

[info]spqrradio

June 6 2009, 14:16:43 UTC 2 years ago

I was going to do this to offer my sevices as a party tutor. You should add "references available upon request".

[info]apathetic_damp

June 6 2009, 21:31:43 UTC 2 years ago

as soon as I read this i knew exactly what was going on. you kill me.

[info]cocktailpolitix

June 6 2009, 23:01:39 UTC 2 years ago

Why do you charge more for blackheads? They are so much more fun & satisfying, and slightly less icky than pimples.

[info]novimnet

June 7 2009, 00:54:46 UTC 2 years ago

Does it really even matter? I decided blackheads were more work because they don't stick out as much.

[info]rockpud1

June 7 2009, 21:56:17 UTC 2 years ago

Blackheads definitely require a bit more finesse.

You can seriously fuck up if it's not done properly.
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